1. “We want to thank the president for bringing
Facebook to
Nigeria.” – Information Minister, Labaran
Maku.
2. “You press men, you always say there are
no minerals in
Kano. We have Coca-Cola, Fanta, Mirinda and
the newly
invented Sprite.” – Barkin Zuwo
3. “Foreign investors should ignore Boko
Haram and invest in
Nigeria.” – GEJ
4. “I will water your school and fire your
school.” – Orji Uzoh
Kalu
5. “Nigerians, don’t panic. Terrorist attack is
everywhere …
maybe it is our turn.” – GEJ
6. “I will rather kill myself than commit
suicide.” – Dame
Patience Jonathan
7. “I founded this school for the masses and
the school fees is
850,000 naira.” – Atiku Abubakar
8. “Until I see someone eating out of the
gutters before I
believe there is poverty in Nigeria.” – Umaru
Dikko
9. “Telephone is not meant for the poor. ” –
David Mark
10. “The worth of a child born and bred in
Nigeria cannot be
compared to that in the United States.” –
Yakubu Gowon
11. “School is not meant for the poor, only for
the rich.” –
Ikedi Ohakim
12. “At 50, Britain is still battling with King
Arthur and the
knights of the round table so Nigeria is not
doing too badly.” –
Diezeani Allison- Madueke
13. “Even Jesus Christ cannot conduct a free
and fair election
in Nigeria.” – Olusegun Obasanjo
14. “The corp members where destined to die,
nobody can run
away from destiny.” – Mallam Isa Yaguda,
Governor, Bauchi
State
15. “On behalf of 20 million naira, I’ll donate
my family” –
Dame Patience Jonathan
16. “We, the PDP did not win this election, I
have gone to
church to confess, I gave them money and
they called the
result.” – Chris Uba
17. “I want to commend the doctors and
nurses for responding
to treatment.” – Dame Patience Jonathan
18. “I can see camera people. Are they going
to televise us
alive?” – Dame Patience Jonathan
Facebook to
Nigeria.” – Information Minister, Labaran
Maku.
2. “You press men, you always say there are
no minerals in
Kano. We have Coca-Cola, Fanta, Mirinda and
the newly
invented Sprite.” – Barkin Zuwo
3. “Foreign investors should ignore Boko
Haram and invest in
Nigeria.” – GEJ
4. “I will water your school and fire your
school.” – Orji Uzoh
Kalu
5. “Nigerians, don’t panic. Terrorist attack is
everywhere …
maybe it is our turn.” – GEJ
6. “I will rather kill myself than commit
suicide.” – Dame
Patience Jonathan
7. “I founded this school for the masses and
the school fees is
850,000 naira.” – Atiku Abubakar
8. “Until I see someone eating out of the
gutters before I
believe there is poverty in Nigeria.” – Umaru
Dikko
9. “Telephone is not meant for the poor. ” –
David Mark
10. “The worth of a child born and bred in
Nigeria cannot be
compared to that in the United States.” –
Yakubu Gowon
11. “School is not meant for the poor, only for
the rich.” –
Ikedi Ohakim
12. “At 50, Britain is still battling with King
Arthur and the
knights of the round table so Nigeria is not
doing too badly.” –
Diezeani Allison- Madueke
13. “Even Jesus Christ cannot conduct a free
and fair election
in Nigeria.” – Olusegun Obasanjo
14. “The corp members where destined to die,
nobody can run
away from destiny.” – Mallam Isa Yaguda,
Governor, Bauchi
State
15. “On behalf of 20 million naira, I’ll donate
my family” –
Dame Patience Jonathan
16. “We, the PDP did not win this election, I
have gone to
church to confess, I gave them money and
they called the
result.” – Chris Uba
17. “I want to commend the doctors and
nurses for responding
to treatment.” – Dame Patience Jonathan
18. “I can see camera people. Are they going
to televise us
alive?” – Dame Patience Jonathan
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